check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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