Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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