so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
smell my finger.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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