so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
How naked do you want me to be?
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