so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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