Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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