is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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