At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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