I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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