Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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