yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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