I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
