what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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