Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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