You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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