If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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