Duck Duck Cougar?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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