So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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