Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
