remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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