Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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