you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?