i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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