Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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