I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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