I look better un-naked...
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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