Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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