found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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