I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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