Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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