I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I am spending my child support on dildos
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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