Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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