Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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