Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Send help, water and tortillas.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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