Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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