And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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