can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
dude. I can hear the air.
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