i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
How's work?
Spinning.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
