That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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