I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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