Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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