I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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