Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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