there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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