i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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