Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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