My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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