Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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