I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I need help removing her.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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