so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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