he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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