there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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