What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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