I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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