I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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